Did you doubt I would Return...........

My forced absence was long, too long. I have not been idle though. Much has happened in the months since I was waylaid by a disgruntled Amphibagimp (rest assured, they'll not find all of it). Those of you who know me know that although the road to enlightenment may have twists and turns and the odd contra flow system or pedestrian zone, I HAVE THE MAP and I SHALL LEAD YOU!